keep calm and carillon.

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Me when I look at my midterm grades.

Me when I look at my midterm grades.

rociobrinkerhoffart:

miss-nerdgasmz:

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

This would be the scariest movie ever.

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

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neptunain:

how to communicate in a relationship

neptunain:

how to communicate in a relationship

ca-ca-canada:

thatfunnyblog:

cinematic masterpiece

most of this scene was improv too

(Source: cindehella)

He saw her before he saw anything else in the room.

-

F. Scott Fitzgerald  (via soulmadecheerful)

mseventer

(via properly—southern)

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esosorum:

*ends every sentence with 💅*

My anaconda don’t

My anaconda don’t

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arieces:

OH MY GOD

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charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

(Source: i3troyler)