keep calm and carillon.

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distraction:


tom-delongerie:

mark hoppus u smooth ass son of a bitch

life lessons

distraction:

tom-delongerie:

mark hoppus u smooth ass son of a bitch

life lessons

(Source: fortscrotum)

Are girls sluts if they rather have a one night stand then a relationship?

Anonymous

coffing:

There is no such thing as a slut. If you like sex, have it whenever you feel like it!

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore)

pisswad:

acrobratic:

*straight white boy refreshes for new words*

pisswad:

acrobratic:

*straight white boy refreshes for new words*

(Source: blasterririka)

joachimmurat:

this movie is fucking art

(Source: filmchrist)

(Source: wfsp)

witneyhouston:

checkmate 

witneyhouston:

checkmate 

Is your dick hard?

Anonymous

20daysofjune:

no but life is

(Source: prototypicalnon-conformist)

wailordandsavior:

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U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE

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(Source: jewishsanta)

kengriffey-jr:

just a dog havin fun

kengriffey-jr:

just a dog havin fun

(Source: tokyopandaclub)

morelikesnakejailattractive:

Favorite joke of 2014

(Source: vablatsky)

elladrondelibros:

When I find out a cute boy isn’t gay
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curetes:

nash grier is crying and justin bieber almost got punched by orlando bloom what a time to be alive